I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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