- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Equal rights!

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

knock,knock you suck

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

what goes boo a sock

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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