What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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