- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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