What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Penis

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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general tso's broccoli

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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