Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Tall asians

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A paralysed man falls over.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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