- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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