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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

1+1=2

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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