- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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