- Anti Joke

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.