Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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roak

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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knock knock There's no door

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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