- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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