- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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