- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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