Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the house burn down? Obama

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

A woman wears a dress.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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