- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Rebecca Black.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What are annoying? Ads.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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