a man walked into a bar....

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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