What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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