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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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