- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

do you have a wife?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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