- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Title IX

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Wright flyer

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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