- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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