Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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The truth is he loves her!!

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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