what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

I have read the terms and conditions

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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