Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Well this is pointless.....

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Joke

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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