- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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