- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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