- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

How would you rule?

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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