Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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