- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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