Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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are u black unlucky

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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