What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why do fat people commit suicide

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

diarrhea.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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