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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Anti Joke

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