You dropped something.... Yo lip

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

whats chinese noodles

why was the man sad? his wife died

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