Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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