what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

John Cena for president

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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