- Anti Joke

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.