- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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