What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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aodhan hearty

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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