What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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