Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Penis

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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