- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

How many light bulbs? 1

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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