- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Tough crowd tonight...

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A man walks into a bar

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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