- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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