Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

identical jokes get different votes.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

womens rights

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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