so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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