- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Vagina cream... end of story

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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