- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

whats brown and booky a book.

what's black and can't swim?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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