Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Who is John Galt?

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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