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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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