A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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A gay man watches football.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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