vitamin c

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's circular and round A circle

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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