A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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