- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

once you go black your credit goes wack

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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