- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

willie revilame

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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