Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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