A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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i hate black people

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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baloney sandwich

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What does water taste like? Water

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