- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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