- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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