Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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