- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

knock knock There's no door

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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