How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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