- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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