Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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