why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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