- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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