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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Daniel is a fag

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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