- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Indians

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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