- Anti Joke

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What? Why?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die