- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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