Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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diarrhea.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

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