- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

deez nuts

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What if I told you.....potatoe

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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