Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

I am dyslexic

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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