- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

whats dumb and small? dandruff

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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