A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Justin Beiber

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Obama being reelected.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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women's rights

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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