Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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autsim

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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