what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

hola said the chinese man

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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