What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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