Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Asians.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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