- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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