What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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