- Anti Joke

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys