Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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