What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Women's rights

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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