- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

womens rights.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

all the kids had fun

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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