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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's half of 8? o

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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