A car walks into a bar.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Religionh

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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