- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Jack Stevens

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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