The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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