- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

This is a joke.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

1+1=2

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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