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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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