- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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