- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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