What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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