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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Life

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Racial Equality

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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