- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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