I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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