- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Women's rights

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

whats black and strange a paki

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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