- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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